“We gonna get down. We gonna do the do. I’m going to hit these motherfuckers.” – Doc Ellis (prior to facing the Reds in 1974)
“Bullshit.” – Ted Williams (to sportswriters after being told he’d be out 5 to 6 weeks after an ankle injury)
“Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?” – Ken Griffey Jr.
“Being with a woman all night never hurt a pro baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.” – Casey Stengel
“They all looked the same to me.” – Jud Wilson (when asked to compare Negro League pitchers to Major League pitchers)